me You Can't Take the Sky from Me

susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

(via macbethlab)

glass-cases   425088 10.17.14

thatfunnyblog:

fuckin hero

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mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours   939738 10.17.14

ebrodevo:

INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS

(via actress4evr)

tonesawicki   538144 10.17.14

hazifiy:

disheartens:

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta wants a man but can’t really get one 

i feel this spiritually

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metallics   176359 10.17.14

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tastefullyoffensive   191145 10.17.14

dajo42:

"you have nice bone structure" can either mean "i find you aesthetically pleasing" or "you will be a strong warrior in the skeleton war"

(via eeembee)

dajo42   35969 10.17.14
barricadefairytales:

loveprideanddeepfriedchicken:

I think I’ll try defining gravity

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

barricadefairytales:

loveprideanddeepfriedchicken:

I think I’ll try defining gravity

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

(via magnolia-grandiflorae)

loveprideanddeepfriedchicken   91619 10.17.14

"People are prettiest when they talk about something they really love with passion in their eyes."

JRileyUSA   438934 10.17.14

aidn:

@my friends who can see emojis: 😘

as for my friends who can’t, enjoy this Square Of Friendship

(via acciodoublestuff)

aidn   20181 10.17.14

brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

(via spookydaftpunkses)

brinepools   70560 10.17.14

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via cptstarbuck)

neptunain   162294 10.17.14
tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

(via marina-and-the-fandoms)

memewhore   195820 10.17.14
klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

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awwww-cute   388547 10.17.14

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

isthisusernametakenyet:

I support Farming.

In fact, you could call me

image

WOW

(via marina-and-the-fandoms)

isthisusernametakenyet   56153 10.17.14

meter-ten:

jamieaiken919:

lilyhatesjazzhands:

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

college

(via marina-and-the-fandoms)

shutupaubrey   880183 10.17.14